rory black is one of the most dusty yutes known to aboyne. he has the same trim since p5 and has a strict diet of chocolate buttons, apple juice, twiglets, plain pasta, spaghetti hoops and sausages from a can and marmite on toast. he has got friend zoned so many times i wont be suprised if he turns out gay. he is also very verbaly abusive towards his mum. and has sex with his cat.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods