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1. One of the main characters in the legendary comic book series/graphic novel Watchmen Said main character wears a mask which appears similar to the ink blot test which psychiatrists use to evaluate clients. Rorschach is a "dark" hero, often killing or maiming the criminals he apprehends. 2. One of the best comic book heroes ever created.
by Judicator December 08, 2004
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A character from the graphic novel/movie Watchmen. He is the only time you can refer to someone has a pimp and have it be cool. He wears an ink blotted clothe as a mask, and the ink blot changes depending on his current emotion. He kills any persons breaking the law-even the petty crimes such as spraypainting, so if you try doing ANYTHING illegal under Rorschach's watch, your automaticly fucked. Think Hannibal Lecter and Batman combined and you have Rorschach. Total badass.
by Steven Hughs March 22, 2009
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A Character From The Graphic Novel and Movie Watchmen Created By Alan Moore And Based On The DC Comics Character The Question. Using Unconventional Means of Crime Fighting, Walter Kovacs Fights Crime in An Alternate New York City in The Year 1985. Rorschach is the only vigilante who remains active after the passage of the Keene Act outlawed masked vigilantes. Rorschach investigates the murder of a man named Edward Blake, discovering that he is the Comedian, A Team Member Of The Watchmen, one of only two government-sponsored heroes. He believes that someone is picking off costumed superheroes. Eventually He Meets His Demise At The Hands Of Dr.Manhattan, Yet Another Member of The Watchmen. In The Movie "Watchmen" Rorschach is played by Jackie Earl Haley
A Character From The Graphic Novel and Movie Watchmen Created By Alan Moore And Based On The DC Comics Character The Question. Using Unconventional Means of Crime Fighting, Walter Kovacs Fights Crime in An Alternate New York City in The Year 1985. Rorschach is the only vigilante who remains active after the passage of the Keene Act outlawed masked vigilantes. Rorschach investigates the murder of a man named Edward Blake, discovering that he is the Comedian, A Team Member Of The Watchmen, one of only two government-sponsored heroes. He believes that someone is picking off costumed superheroes. Eventually He Meets His Demise At The Hands Of Dr.Manhattan, Yet Another Member of The Watchmen. In The Movie "Watchmen" Rorschach is played by Jackie Earl Haley
Nite Owl: "There's a maintenance hatch that will let you out two blocks north."
Rorschach: "I remember. I used to come here often, back when we were partners"
Nite Owl: "Those were good times, huh Rorschach? What happened?"
Rorschach: "You Quit"
Rorschach: "I remember. I used to come here often, back when we were partners"
Nite Owl: "Those were good times, huh Rorschach? What happened?"
Rorschach: "You Quit"
by Who Watches The Watchmen February 13, 2010
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performed by ejaculating between a woman's breasts and then pressing them together to make a picture, which can then be interpreted appropriately; also known as a "jizzblot"
I performed a Rorschach on my girlfriend and son of a Vondruke if I didn't see the visage of LeBron James!!
by layneinthebox February 11, 2010