Someone who has a deep sexual attraction to ropes, not just in the sense of bondage, but on an emotional level, a spiritual level. They enjoy the soft touch of a well crafted rope, whether it be holding them close, or exploring the unknown regions.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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