When a specimen on a Honda big red drives full tit at a goose in a large body of water while under the influence and of multiple cold Woodstock’s
by Spleff January 31, 2022
A term to describe a bodyboarder.
by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006
1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.
by CircadianHour December 1, 2009
by smokie mcpot March 28, 2003
An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.
She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.
by Slasho McMurderson August 4, 2006
by tbang123 October 6, 2009
A mad rooter is an Australian term for a good friend that has a wild sense of humour . A friend that’s got your back and would do almost anything for you.
“Oi ya mad rooter, what’s goin’ on??”
“Have a look at this mad rooter”
“You’re a mad rooter for doin’ that for me”
“Have a look at this mad rooter”
“You’re a mad rooter for doin’ that for me”
by Scooter the mad rooter May 23, 2018