He better not get it on with her. He'll end up with rot root.

I was Preef rooting the script for the play, there were no errors, and I was ready to act!!

"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."

You: "My girlfriend is having a party at her house tonight"
Me: "What is her address, square root of -1 Bootleg Boulevard?"

Square root of 2(√2): hi 1/7
1/7: hi √2
√2: lets invite pi and e!
1/7: ok??
(pi,e,and √2 secretly planns to kill 1/7)
pi,e: hi there :)
pi: im 3.141592653...
e: im 2.718281828...
√2: im 1.414213562...
We never repeat!
1/7: im a repeated 857142...
Pi: just killing you thats alll
√2: kills 1/7
e: Bye have a great time

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

After you find (the number), all you need to do is square root your life.