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To spend a long time sitting on the toilet.
Marcus likes to eat Mexican food and then roost in the upstairs bathroom for an hour or two.
by RunningFool May 15, 2006
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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to sit on the toilet for an extended amount of time
That roost was so long that I read two more chapters out of this book.
by T&A May 12, 2006
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To throw dirt on people after you pass them on your dirt bike or any motor vehicle
My klx140 just roosted on chase bowen while he was eating fried krispy kremes
by Mult January 21, 2015
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Draws from the avian form of roosting. You just lay down as if to take a nap but don't actually sleep. You just lay there to either rest up or to collect your thoughts.
Douglass: "Yo my playah-pimp Abdulai, what have you been doing for the past two hours"
Abdulai: "Oh man I've just been roosting on my roosting-accessible bed"
Douglass:"Why didn't you tell me you were gonna roost!"
by The Guido October 01, 2006
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To burn rubber, shoot dirt, sling mud using your tires
See that guy behine you? Roost all over his new car.
by red*fox November 07, 2003
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To have sex, or to be in the process of procuring the sex.
My neighbour came to yell at me for being too loud, but I just said I'd quit being loud when he quit roostin' broads at 4 am to shitty techno.
by dunner January 02, 2006
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