When a person masturbates to the wife of a president (dead or alive.

when you dunk your dick in bong water and then get a blumpkin (a blowjob while taking a shit)

Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.

32nd U.S. president, famous for guiding his country through the Great Depression (with the institution of the programs that made up the New Deal) and the second world war. The only president to be elected to more than two terms, Roosevelt was voted into office four times. He served about one year of his fourth term before dying in office. Many people were unaware of his polio during his presidency. Known as 'FDR'.

Best darn mall in the world. Actually, not literally, but close to it. Very large and intimidating to outsiders. Located in New York. Has lots of stores. Celebrities and song writers visit often. This mall is basically famous. If you've never been to this mall, you're missing out.

Franklin D. Roosevelt, commonly known as FDR, was the thirty-second president of the US and got America out of the great depression but more by going into WWII then the new deal.

A Roosevelt is a dime piece (a fine ass ho)...So 2 "crank dat Roosevelt" means 2 tear that dime piece up...For you country folk, that's means 2 have sexual intercourse with an attraictive young lady (that's not related 2 you)!!!