The act of bagging some large game (i.e. water buffalo, rhino, whale, elephant, hog, fatty, BBW, etc.) and taking her home for an evening of shameful pleasure.

The act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the shit crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.

The practice of seeking out extremely unattractive women with extremely attractive bodies. This is often done under the impression that said women have lower self esteem and/or are more attainable.

Roosevelt Intermediate school is quite literally intermediate. It's not incredibly small (as most of the Westfield elementary schools), nor large and obnoxious(Westfield High School). There's a large social gap between the wealthy and priveledged and middle class. Each of the wealthy children sport disigner brands for the sake of it. The eighth graders(the oldest children at the school) eminate entitlement, and many are quite disrespectful. Overall, not entirely notable, but the teachers are quite nice, and effective.

A sex move that is preformed by the male partner (in a heterosexual encounter). To perform the Teddy Roosevelt, you must simply engage in intercourse as you normally would. After you finish, you get up without speaking to or making eye contact with your partner, wipe your dick on the curtains, and leave without ever returning. Obviously this move cannot be performed in your own home, since it requires you to never return to where it was performed.

(verb) to put one's finger under a hoe's nose like a moustache my homie Theodore Roosevelt would have had.

whacking off while wearing rounded spectacles