- A football (soccer) player for Man United who looks a bit like shrek
- A bad temper normally resulting in a red card
- A word used by kids playing football
And rooney scores...

Rooney takes this one too far thats a red card and england are a man down

ohhhhh hes scored a rooney
by Ash1402 July 6, 2006
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Rooney is a phenomenon across language as it is a polysemy, it may be used as a greeting or way of expressing one's emotion or describing various things. It is usually preceded by "ah" and the way in which it is expressed affects the meaning behind its use. One may also say something that is bad is "not Rooney." The term may be shouted at random intervals simply during conversation to show joy, excitement or your presence. This use may lead to a chain reaction causing dozens of persons to shout Rooney.
ROONEY!
Ah Rooney!
I defecated on your bed - "That's not very Rooney of you" or "That's unrooney"
by deez_69_420 November 16, 2021
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Did you see his reaction? It was really rooney. She is acting rooney
by gal_n_the_city January 11, 2009
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To destroy a beautiful relationship by sleeping with a hooker.
I don't think she'll forgive me this time. I've rooneyed my marriage.
by bobed September 5, 2010
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Awesome band hailing from California. Their first cd has an awesome sound reminiscent of the Beach Boys...however, their second cd is more poppy and a bit different. Still awesome though.

Band Members:
Robert Schwartzman (main vocals/guitar)
Taylor Locke (guitar)
Ned Brower (drums)
Louis Stephens (keyboard)
Matt Winter (bass)
Person 1: Did you see Rooney play on their summer tour?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome. I really liked their cover of "Helter Skelter."
by doodlepuff November 15, 2008
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An alpha male who is obsessed with dairy. He drinks at the very least 3 cups of milk per day. The local supermarkets ask him how much milk to order so they don’t run out of stock.
“Man that guys such a Rooney!”
“Damn bro you’ve been drinking a lot of milk these days, I think you might be a Rooney.”
by Stickypeachsynergy May 2, 2020
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