Urban Dictionary: roomraiders

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The gayest show ever. It is monotonous and boring. The same things happen in every show; three chicks/guys' rooms are raided by this other guy/chick. The raider picks one of the rooms to go out on a date with the owner of the above mentioned room.

Facts: there are different editions, like Gay edition, Texas edition, College edition, Gone Wild edition, or all of the above merged together. They never show any lesbians, only straight people and fags.

"Oh my god! How often do you clean your room?"
"Ok, so I went through the last room... There were some things I liked and some things I didn't"
"Now the tables have turned and it's time for the girls to raid Blabla's room."
"Room number one, I liked the fact that you paint... it shows me that you're artsy and interesting"
"There was something in one of the rooms that I did not like, and that was the smelly butt-plug, so, room number three, I'm gonna have to eliminate you..." - "Oh, that's ok, I'm too good for you anyway..."

"Omg! did you watch roomraiders today!? That guy was such a loser!"
this is repeated over and over and over again in every edition...

by polyorchis November 18, 2006

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danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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RoomRaider

dumb dense silly speaking

when someone asks something stupid they are referred to as a roomraider.(someone with no common sense).

man1 asks "If i put my finger in that plug socket. will it electrocute me?."
man2 "oh my god your such a RoomRaider!.

by VIRUZ5K1 March 04, 2019

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