Almond Roommate

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.

“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”

by Why are bears friend shaped? July 17, 2023

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silent roommate

Marijuana grown in one's house as a means of paying rent, utilities and other bills.

Ian: Hey Randy, you do you afford rent when you don't have a job?
Randy: Easy man, converted my spare bedroom into a grow room. The Silent Roommate pays for it all...

by saluteyoursharts July 3, 2015

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Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.

New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!

by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 3, 2017

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A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter

Expresses how interconnected our world is.

Gregory: "I can't believe Salvador and Danny know each other. That's so weird."

Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."

by Howlingcaliper March 8, 2012

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