A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
by BluGod July 15, 2023
when a person puts the whole ashes of a whiteowl white peach in a glass of Pepsi and makes someone drink the whole glass , then they should either pass out or get sick as shit.
by slong doong June 19, 2018
A jealous twat who is only your friend to use you and sleep with your girl. Caution: he has zero game and will roofie your girl. A roofie boi thinks he’s a big shot, but really he’s going no where in life and probably has a two inch pinch.
by *blows raspberries* September 15, 2023
"Can you believe Steve Smith tried to reverse roofie me? What a D-bag...I mean he was already in my pants. What the hell?"
by yourSuppository July 17, 2019
Something Brady John Russle Edwards wants to use to "launch" roofies in your drink from far away so he can rape you.
OMG! Brady just used his roofie rocket on Cassidy, now shes passed out and he's going to rape her with his 2" anaconda!!
OMG!!!
OMG!!!
by Nugget pizza January 9, 2018