Uncircumsized black penis

When your fucking a girl and she squeezes your'e nipples so hard you shit yourself.

When your bottom gets the best of you.

the best thing on earth

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.

A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.

When In the position of doggy style while in the girl and performing a roll whilst staying inside the girl and ejaculating