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rollin' up my sleeves is a secretive way of saying masturbation. It works especially well if your penis (someone else's penis) is not circumsized.
parents: "son what's taking you and becky so long to get ready for the dance?"
son: "nothing dad. She's just rollin' up my sleeves."
son: "nothing dad. She's just rollin' up my sleeves."
by Dabruiser93 October 05, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018