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rolf sartorius
one look at this fucking pile of shit and you will want to drink a large bucket full of bleach and question god's existence for creating this fucking rat, commonly referred to as rolf or more popularly, jacob saggytits.
person 1: omg! Wanna watch this video of rolf sartorius with me?
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!
by fuckingpieceoftrash June 17, 2016
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Sep 13 Word of the Day
NPR-American
A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.
by monkeylabor September 12, 2021
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Rolf Sartorius
A young ugly untalented fboy who is only loved for his ugly looks, and somehow got famous off of musically. This boy lost his talent and eyebrows.

Nickname - Jacob Clitoris
Rolf Sartorius is terrible!
by A REAL Savageeee July 24, 2016
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