Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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One of the highest standard levels lazy people type to express laughter.
Level 1: Lol
Level 2: Rofl
Level 3: Lmao
Level 4: Lmfao
Level 5: Roflmao
Level 6: Roflmfao
LEVEL 7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by God Of The Cows December 29, 2008
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Abbreviation of; Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off. Used by lazy people in online conversations, chatrooms online games, etc. when something has amused them.

Note: almost impossible to actually achieve whilst typing said word on a keyboard.
Person 1: I contracted genital warts from a sheep...

Person 2: Roflmfao
by Roflorbzzzzzz January 20, 2009
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Its a term that implies extreme laughter.

Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off
Somebody tells a joke, you say:

OMG! ROFLMFAO!!
by .MasterAnimator May 02, 2008
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Roflmfao (internet acronym) - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off.
Mostly used in chat rooms and games, like "lol" (Laughing Out Loud) is this often used to laugh at people that are n00bs or people that has said something n00bish.
Roflmfao comes from the commonly used internet acronym rofl.
n00b: Linux suxx!!!
n00b: Linux suxx!!!
n00b: Linux suxx!!!
n00b: Linux suxx!!!
1337-h4ck3r: roflmfao, stupid n00bs.
by Epyx November 08, 2005
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