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originated from ROFLMAO. geek acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".
Did you see that guy get his cock stuck in the vacuum cleaner? Roffle fucking mayo!
by touchy g October 03, 2003
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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roffle mayo simply means "roflmao" but pronounced as roffle mayo. it means Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
"Roffle Mayo !! i cum in her eye !!!"
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A special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. You can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more... sinister.
Person one: ROFFLE MAYO! Gimme some of that ;)
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Means anything you want it to be. So you can say it and no one would know what you really mean.
Boy says to girl:Shut up you roffle mayo! (in this sentence roffle mayo would have meant bitch)
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