A name commonly given to ex-porn stars who later on become junior unix system administrators. A person with the ability to burp and fart on demand.
"Hello, may I please speak with The Rod". "Wow - so big - you must be The Rod". In Rod we Thrust
by Daniel Leroux October 09, 2003
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In a group sex setting, a man pulls an A-Rod when he "opts out" of his current vagina and forcibly enters another regardless of the stature of the one he has left. When an A-Rod occurs, the only person who will reach the climax is the person with whom the penis was withdraw before the A-Rod occurred. A closely related, A-Bomb, from A-Rod involves extracting from a vagina and "opting out" for an A-Hole. An A-Rodder only quest is stature and quantity.
At the orgy, one guy A-Rodded half the girls.
by droc6 November 05, 2007
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A dependable person, someone that you can depend on and who is always there for you when you need them to be there for you.
'Dude, you are literally my ROD/ R.O.D. you are literally like the absolute best'
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A-Rod is a nickname for baseball superstar Alex Rodriguez
"yo A-Rod hit three home runs last night"
by kmart July 10, 2005
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Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."
The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.
by Dewey June 29, 2004
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nick name for 1 alex rodriquez (baseball player) or 2 andy roddick (tennis player)
1 "A-Rod's with the Yankees now"
2 "A-Rod is the hottest thing in the ATP bitch!"
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Rod is a great guy who is really hard to get to know. He makes a lot of dirty jokes and is sometimes extremely vulgar but once you get to know the real him, you will never want to let him go. He is sort of a fuckboy but is extremely attractive. Once you have him in your sites, he will haunt your dreams for a week. His body is mesmerizing and is possibly the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. He is the most wonderful looking man you will ever lay your eyes on. Damn.
"Damn. Did you see the new guy rose? He is SOOO hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard that he slept with Julie."

"Rod told the funniest dirty joke today!"
"Yeah, that guys the best."
by FUNNYBUN February 25, 2016
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