A VERY HARD PENIS! Sometimes a girl will add sugar to enlighten a blow job

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Its fucking candy you retarded dumbasses

Rock Candy... a slang term made by Nympha n Nuda while covering up the meaning of the true word. Also see hard on.

A derogatory term for someone who is stubborn.

The deposits that form on your pubes after working in hot weather also known as the salty furmundo chundo.