May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Rock Candy... a slang term made by Nympha n Nuda while covering up the meaning of the true word. Also see hard on.
Nympha- I was stradaling him.. n he got sum mad rock candy.. all i could think is how small...
Nuda- Haha.. that must have been sum small shit.
Nuda- Haha.. that must have been sum small shit.
by Nuda May 06, 2004
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Guy 1: Everyone wants to see Shutter Island but you, John
John: No way dude, I wanna see Alice in Wonderland
Guy 1: Dude, quit being such a rock candy
John: No way dude, I wanna see Alice in Wonderland
Guy 1: Dude, quit being such a rock candy
by Three sheets to the wind March 13, 2010
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The deposits that form on your pubes after working in hot weather also known as the salty furmundo chundo.
by Splinter1700 February 06, 2010