a city in new york whose economy is pretty much screwed, and where nobody actually wants to go, due to its high crime rate. there is, however, a sort of charming quality about it which persuades people to stay. in the suburbs, of course, so you don't get shot.
dude#1: oh, yeah, so i've decided to leave rochester...i mean, i have to carry a gun with me everywhere i go!!!
dude#2: but...it's nice here...i don't know why...maybe it's something in the air...
dude#1:yeahhh...um, i'm still going to leave...i've been in 6 knife fights....today....
by unvrseemecrying August 26, 2006
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a great city in upstate new york. the 3rd largest city in new york, rochester has business such as xerox, kodak, and busch and lomb. there are many surrounding suburbs such as irondequoit and greece. rochester lays on lake ontario
Stars that have grown up in rochester include teddy geiger, j-mac, lou gramm, and phillip seamore hofman
by a girl from roc city August 07, 2006
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A rotting hole in New York State on the shore of Lake Ontario. So desperate for help that they're betting all their hope on a 'fast ferry' that runs to Toronto. Only thing a fast ferry is going to do is destroy their economy faster, hah!
My god, you think Buffalo is bad? Wait till you see Rochester!
by Snickerdo August 31, 2004
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No, why go to Rochester, there is nothing there and it stinks so much there it's a armpit
by ROC Hatr October 28, 2004
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A town in Upstate NY. It is a very crumby town. It is very diverse and it has a great park avenue. The girls here suck. Most of the hot ones come from suburbs like Greece, Pittsford, and East Roshester. Anyways there is a lot of violence in the cut ecspecially in the east and west side. The east side has a lot of bad latino gangs that harass people and they are known for selling drugs and stealing parts from local hondas. They usually sell them back to you painted because they are good painters. On the west side there are a lot of African American and Vietnamese gangs. The worst African Americans are located on the Dewey ave. region from what I have heard. They are known for their ruthless ways. They sell drugs but the Latino's are much more efficient. They are also known for their crappy old cars riding on 22's. Also dont get in the way of their chicken dish becuase they will defend their chicken at all costs ecspecially when they are tuning into "crunk music". The Vietnamese are located on the west side also. They sell drugs ecspecially ecstacy. That is why they have twin turbo 350z's and Infiniti's at such a young age. The white people are known for their prostitution rings. It is true the Lyell ave. region is flooded with prostitutes looking for an easy buck. Other than that it is an okay town.
Person 1: Dude what should we do for Spring Break?
Person 2. I have a buddy from Rochester he can hook us up with that pill.
Person 1: Really? Sweet! Is Rochester better that Syracuse.
Person 2: Hell yeah! They have the Rochester Rhyno's and the Buffalo Bills camp not to mention the Rochester Plate.
Person 1. Cool sounds like a plan. Let depart for Rochester in the Morning before this Vicodin kicks in.
Person 2. Dude are you alright? Dude! Dude! BILLY NO!!!
by Sahara Desert December 23, 2008
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An exremely underrated city in Upstate New York on Lake Ontario and the Genessee River. Has very nice people, a lot of history, and a real family feel. Seabreez, Six Flags Darien lake are great amusment parks in the area. There is a Fast Ferry that goes to Toronto. There are plenty of fun things to do if you look around and get off of your lazy ass. Lightyears better than Buffalo and Syracuse.
Rochester is a great place that gets a bad rap.
by dammitismyword June 03, 2005
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The shame of New York. There are a lot of gangs, a lot of violence, and for awhile we had more murders per population than good ol' NYC. The city used to be a nice place and a economic boom-town, but now it just spreads a cancerous wave of crime and sleaze to the suburbs. Its to the point where suburban kids are getting drive-by'd. The city is full of various "scenes" who vie for pretentious supremacy. The city lives off of garbage plates and keystone.
"Fuck man, did you hear about (name withheld)?!"

"Yeah, they shot him 5 times on his goddamn porch"

"I hate Rochester. Lets go get a garbage plate."
by littlebrittle June 19, 2009
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