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someone who has a really small penis and a large nose and dosnt bathe on a regular basis, or has humongus pad/pocket pants
"hey dillweed" said guy #1
"eww you smell like a robert dylan warner" said guy #2

"hey puh-noke-e-o" said guy #1
"at least i dont have a robert dylan warner nose" said guy #2

"ill kick your penis off" said guy #1
"good try, i cant even find my robert dylan warner under a microscope" said guy #2

"hey dude can you hold my basketball hoop in your robert dylan warners?"

"lets play soccer, looks like your already have some shin-guards with your robert dylan warners:
by jimmy schleicher maryland August 01, 2009
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