the act of spreading peanut butter upon ones genitals in order to pursuade an animal, such as a dog, to lick the affected area in order to simulate oral sex.

Instagram user @nate.robbin is known for commenting on almost every ‘facebook irony’ post. He has developed quite the reputation and is practically expected to beat you to the comments. It is unknown how he maintains such a precarious internet personality.

There was once a man who went by Nate Robbin. Partners in girl-bossing with the boss babe boss, Botoxqueen1968, Nate Robbin is the biggest botoxqueen1968 stan.

one of the best guitarists of all time from the 80s hair metal band Ratt

One of the if not the best country singers ever...of all time, he was best known for his western/cowboy type songs. Unfortunately Marty died at the young age of 57 from his third heart attack.

Cutest dimples face human you will ever meet. Her super magic smile lights up the whole world. Her poundcake will make you explode. She's a good man in a storm. The love of her life will forever be Calliope.

Best author ever, without exception. Met mild fame when his second book "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues" was made into a movie, but really didn't care. His books are seen as more a form of poetry than fiction by some, and not dependant on his twisted but brilliant plots. His writing style is simultaneously intellectual and immature, high-brow and low-brow, snobby and perfectly willing to dabble in all our human flaws.