An individual who is responsible for setting up, tearing down, and generally maintaining the equipment for a band.

See also coons

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Receiving a blow job from a hot chick in the passenger seat while you are driving.

A roadie is an alcoholic beverage consumed while driving. In other words, a stupid but incredibly epic adventure.

A roadie is an individual who travels to gigs with a band and assists with setup and organization - most commonly girls (men traveling with the band are usually referred to as techies). You usually see them selling the tickets or refreshments, and/or sitting at a soundboard or helping the other bands during the show.
Roadies are sometimes mistaken for groupies, but there is a major difference. A groupie’s main goal is to sleep with the band whereas a roadie’s main goal is to insure the show runs smoothly and everyone in the band has their equipment set up and is ready. Occasionally they are paid.
Roadies are predominantly long time friends of the band and may even have had previous relationships with a band member. Sometimes they may be the girlfriend of a band member, but they are no longer considered roadies.

The best job ever. It often involves lugging gear around and setting up the stage for the band. There are also specialized roadies that deal with one specific thing, such as guitars, basses, drums, and front of house sound, these are referred to as techs or techies. Roadies also fix any problems that may occur during a show. Many bands have at least one roadie, but usually don't have more than 10.

A short road trip in which the sole purpose is to smoke some weed. Generally done on country roads and in less populated areas.

See also: Country Cruise