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A full grown man who wears spandex and rides a bicycle down the road, often taking a whole lane of traffic.
Didn't mama ever tell you to leave your toys in the yard ya fuckin' road weenie.
by Drewski Brewski May 25, 2019
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Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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