A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.
Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"
Rob: "A dirt road hooker"
Bob: "Ah, true"
Rob: "A dirt road hooker"
Bob: "Ah, true"
by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013
A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.
Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.
by KaxMlein February 08, 2021
by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017
Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"
Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"
Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"
by WhoDatSN April 06, 2012
During the act of anal sex, the giver lifts the taker and runs them across the room, stuffing the taker's face in the toilet.
That hooker's breath stank so bad, I was forced to give her the old dirt road dunk just get through it.
by Outlaw Avionics April 01, 2008
when a man and a woman have sex and the woman is on her period, the man pops her cherry and then starts having anal sex with the woman.
Jim: "hey, me and my girlfriend took the red dirt road last night"
Fred: "yeah man, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home"
Fred: "yeah man, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home"
by Lorf29 December 28, 2015
by dicmeister September 03, 2010