In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.
I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.
by The Man May 10, 2004
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The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)
3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...
by n00b August 08, 2004
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(riv-erd)
adj.
- A condition induced by the consumption of too much marijuana.

- When you reach the point where you can't smoke anymore marijuana.

syn. fucked up
August smoked so much marijuana he got rivered.
by pduds May 08, 2008
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Verb; The act of flipping your coat over your head while making a sad face like a pouty little bitch. Made famous by quarterback Phillip Rivers, think of it as his version of tebowing!
Did you see Earl? He's in the corner Rivering cause I've been smashing him all day in Madden!
by Mellow D January 13, 2014
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Love of my life is named river they make me really happy and I love them with all my heart I want them to marry me one day she deserves everything they have helped me through a lot I'm so happy I have someone like them πŸ₯ΊπŸŒΈπŸ’—πŸ’žπŸ’•
River is so pretty
by Kitty God January 10, 2021
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A boy who is crazy and wild, yet can be sweet and calm at the same time. He is stubborn, but a total hottie. He has the best eyes and the perfect smile but he will never show it. He love the outdoors and just being free.
Shelly: "That boy is so cute but very stubborn, he reminds me of a River
by Sexywordsup October 07, 2010
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