Scottish for tear as in rip
I'll rive you a new ersehole ya bam
by Geoff McRobbie May 27, 2005
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a tall, brown haired girl, who loves to be in style and is a good match if you want her.
Man! This girl is a total rives!
by Anonymous June 02, 2003
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When playing poker, usually Texas Hold Em', and you are dominating the hand going into the last card, the river, and a perosn gets a lucky card and you lose. Usually followed by an angry uprage of cursing and throwing things.
"Gus turns over the Ace King for top two against Kevins pocket fives. The only card he can get is a 5. OMG a 5 on the river!!"
Gus:"Fucking got rived in the ass again, piece of shit."
by K Ro April 15, 2006
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When you are too autistic to spell the GOAT legend Keanu Reeves' name right.
Karly: "omg i love kennu rives, hes soo cute sksks!"

Jack: "omg you uncultured swine it's Keanu Reeves, and stop saying sksks it's cancerous."
by Guacamole nibba September 05, 2019
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If aids was a school.
Being defined as..
"Hey"
"Hey"

"Which school are you going to?"
"Rive-Nord"
"Kys"
by ThrillaGorilla March 09, 2017
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