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While in the act of having sex, you pullout, take an entire pack of Ritz, while still in the un-opened package, and slam it inside her pussy as you slam your dick inside her ass while she suprised by the mysterious and un-expected pack of ritz.
"Hey Karl, how was your night?"
"Pretty good, thanks for asking Kevin."
"What did you do, Karl?"
"I pulled a ritz maneuver on my girlfriend last night."
"Wow, that sounds kind of..... ritzky."
*both laugh at the horrible pun just committed, and that Karl is now, without a doubt, single.*
"Pretty good, thanks for asking Kevin."
"What did you do, Karl?"
"I pulled a ritz maneuver on my girlfriend last night."
"Wow, that sounds kind of..... ritzky."
*both laugh at the horrible pun just committed, and that Karl is now, without a doubt, single.*
by sirlongwood April 15, 2015
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009