Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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When a male puts his pole into a females knee cap.
Yooo. Abby just let me ristia her so hard!
by Cristian Valle June 24, 2020
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A potato that enjoys being fried and sold at mcdonalds
Emily: what is a ristia?
Jess: a ristia is a delicious potato at McDonald's!
by Potato10828261<3 April 12, 2020
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