to be used like cool, sweet, or fresh.
it literally means what cool means and is used the same way.
1: Yo did you see Jenna last night.
2: Yeah.. she looked ripe, and the party was pretty ripe too.
by coolest kid on the block! June 18, 2015
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A word used to describe how someone is feeling when they are in a higher power
by Mr. Ripe August 21, 2018
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Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
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A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.
He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.
by Krawar September 04, 2021
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The particular day when pimples/boils finally come to head and are ready to be popped.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."
by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020
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The Ripe Division is a local militia in Brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. Any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one's nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then fuck you until it's puréd.
-Hey, Brad, Im going to the market. Want some bananas?
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.
by DoodieHandler101 December 17, 2017
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