Guy #1 "Did you see that one"
Guy #2 "yeah she is Ripe and on the Vine"
Guy #1 "Darn.... I think you are right..."
Guy #2 "yeah dude she is wearing a Hanna Montana shirt and driving a Jaguar...she must be Ripe and on the Vine"
Guy #2 "yeah she is Ripe and on the Vine"
Guy #1 "Darn.... I think you are right..."
Guy #2 "yeah dude she is wearing a Hanna Montana shirt and driving a Jaguar...she must be Ripe and on the Vine"
by THE GOEGE September 21, 2010
During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and every nook and cranny of his ball sack is visible
Wow, Jim's ripe strawberries were so huge and bulgy today...I couldn't stop staring when he was crouching down.
by Tojasok March 26, 2008
An aroused female. Slang for when her clitoris becomes engorged during sexual arousal, resembling a "ripe bean"
by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019
by Mallory December 20, 2004
by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004
When you are at a bar, pub, club etc. and there are women who have ingested large quantities of substances that will make them lose their inhibitions (alcohol, drugs) making them more willing to sleep with you.
Guy 1:"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?"
Guy 1: "Mhm. She's ripe for the pipe"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?"
Guy 1: "Mhm. She's ripe for the pipe"
by Penis McBallsack August 03, 2010
When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.
I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.
by AndreaMcN July 12, 2018