Man, this Chinese food will definitely make for some gnarly shit rips later.

I just made the rip stench

Daughter: *Makes healthy snack*
Dad: "Hey want me to go get some kfc?"
Daughter: "I just made this health snack that contains two of my five a day tho..."
Dad: "Thicc RIP"

Did you get high off that thong rip from the strip club last night?

“Pass me a can of foster’s, I’ll give it a good tin rip”