Noun: a girl or guy you've picked up that is so hot, you leave the bar asap, knowing you couldn't possibly do better. Refers to the bell rung at pubs indicating last call.
To group of friends whom you came to the bar with:

"Dudes, I've got a bell ringer. Don't worry about my ride home."
by Carguy7061 April 29, 2007
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A person who is known for making accidental calls on their cell phone when it is in their back pocket.
Michael is such a butt ringer he called me 5 times today and I think one of the times he farted.
by O'smama March 01, 2009
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A synonym for "cash register" used mostly by lifeguards suffering from ADD.
Johannes: So, Mildred, I didn't know you had to work the snack bar too.

Mildred: Yea, but we don't use a ringer upper since everything costs 75 cents.
by Hans from Freshman Science August 13, 2009
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A girl whose pu$$y just can't be beat.
'Toya is a bell ringer.
by 'Toya June 05, 2007
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A movie (actually titled "Dead Ringers") directed by David Cronenberg telling the story of identical twin gynecologists - Elliot and Beverly, played by the ever boring Jeremy Irons - One is shy and normal per se, the other, a total whack job. They share the same practice, the same apartment, the same women. When a new patient, glamorous actress Claire Niveau - played by the almost do-able Genevieve Bujold - challenges their eerie bond, they descend into a whirlpool of sexual confusion, drugs, and madness including the creation of "Alien-like" gynecological tools.
"I watched "Dead Ringers" and left the theatre feeling like a psychopath for having not left earlier."
by psiscott April 10, 2006
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a rare breed of gentlemen (the bellringers) who can drop schlong into a pint glass and achieve a thud on the bottom of the glass with their bell end.
Birdman's A champion bell ringer. He's capable of "touching base" on a yard of ale!
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A person who has a stingy arsehole after a particularly heavy bum session. See flamer
OMG you're such a stingy ringer!!

Your Dad likes men, therefore he is a stingy ringer.
by A full on stingy ringer November 26, 2012
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