When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!

People who grew up with the Lord of the Rings books and movies (mainly the Peter Jackson film trilogy. The original series was first published in the 1950s but started to become more of a worldwide phenomenon in the 200os thanks to the film adaptations being released. That's when more people started getting into it and loving it ever since).

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.

When a woman with red lipstick on gives a man a blowjob and it leaves a red ring on his dick.