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Containing the best possible attributable qualities.
Oh, man, that lasagna was righteous!
by steveisright November 21, 2003
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A state of extreme perfection bordering on divinity that bestows moral authority upon the subject.
Dude, did you see Chuck Norris kick all those guys in the head ? That was righteous!
by WadeB June 19, 2008
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Awesome, amazing, cool, exciting, etc. Often associated with surfers.
Dude! That wave was righteous, man. That so totally rocked.
by goldemar September 22, 2004
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A term used to describe an event or an object that is nice or awesome; a word to replace awesome or cool.
This pool party is righteous!

That lamp is so righteous!
by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017
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Outmoded seventies slang meaning "great" or "cool".
We painted the radiator pongee and it looks really righteous.
by Melissa Mouse May 17, 2005
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