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rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever
like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it's all hard and what not.
Yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned the poor bastard.
by Naoutka November 07, 2003
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1. Scared so bad you can't move.
2. Stuck in a bad situation.
We all know Justin would have ran away if he hadn't been so rigamortified.
by MDarcon March 08, 2018
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