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The whitestmiddle school you'll ever see. You can even tell by the name. If you're not white, or play lacrosse and do cringe white dancing in class then your not popular. The teachers aren't that bad, but there's a few that really annoy people. And the ugly ass gray lockers are like 1 inch wide and you can't fit anything in them. And of course we have Dora the Explorer as our vice principle!
Anita: What middle school did you go to?
John Smith: I went to the whitest school ever.
Anita: Ridgley Middle School?
John Smith: Yeah, how did you know?
Anita: Cause you said it's the whitest school, and plus your name is pretty white so...
John Smith: I went to the whitest school ever.
Anita: Ridgley Middle School?
John Smith: Yeah, how did you know?
Anita: Cause you said it's the whitest school, and plus your name is pretty white so...
by Shell_a January 02, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005