The act of finding a random midget in a crowd and jumping on their back. Using them as a rodeo bull
Hey bro let's go out and have a shot at the teacup rides
by B.radnam April 13, 2017
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A statement on a story someone has just heard. There were highs... there were lows... just like a roller coaster ride.
“Wow, Mandy... you went to a funeral and then got engaged... then lost your job and got a puppy in the same week?!? That was a ride!”
by TaAmMi May 06, 2020
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while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you.
as I saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt I knew he was on a spit ride
by ur mom 2266 April 30, 2016
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The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.
“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”
by Johnny Wishbone 79 April 05, 2018
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The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!
by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019
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When your on a road trip with your parents, and you have a great need to jerk off so you do it in a secret matter.
Yo when i was on my road trip to florida i had a sticky car ride
by Vinny kid November 08, 2015
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Same thing as a joy ride but with a gas station at the end of it
o man i got to go the gas station at 4.50 a gallon this is going to be a sorrow ride
by Rave05 July 23, 2008
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