by B.radnam April 13, 2017
A statement on a story someone has just heard. There were highs... there were lows... just like a roller coaster ride.
“Wow, Mandy... you went to a funeral and then got engaged... then lost your job and got a puppy in the same week?!? That was a ride!”
by TaAmMi May 06, 2020
while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you.
as I saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt I knew he was on a spit ride
by ur mom 2266 April 30, 2016
The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.
“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”
by Johnny Wishbone 79 April 05, 2018
The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019
When your on a road trip with your parents, and you have a great need to jerk off so you do it in a secret matter.
by Vinny kid November 08, 2015
by Rave05 July 23, 2008