Sperm, piss and sweat residue that builds up under the foreskin of one's uncircumcised penis. White-ish matter, similar in consistency to condensed milk, butter or italian ricotta (or fiordilatte); forms spontaenously under the foreskin when the penis in not washed or cleaned properly and/or regularly.
Synonym of 'smegma'.
"Aw man, I hadn't washed my dick for days... it was full of ricotta"
"Ew, there's ricotta under my foreskin!"
by Dr. O' Veeno October 10, 2019
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The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.
by BoztonFocis April 07, 2018
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When you cum in your hand and let it get cold and congealed before you throw it on your unsuspecting partner
“Yeah man she was a terrible lay so I gave her the Dirty Ricotta and sent her on her way”
by Homie feltersnatch April 22, 2019
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