The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.
"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"
by Niall Brady January 08, 2003
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An acute inflammation and soreness of the vagina, lasting up to 3-4 days, and caused by prolonged sessions of sex lasting over 3 hours or more.
I fucked your Mom so long last night she got Cunt Rickets... Lucky for everyone else in line they aren't contagious.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.
Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"
by Erik Shunn August 27, 2007
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the act of being rickety
Her insides were ricketing after her meal upset her stomach.
by xFWxFIREBIRD October 18, 2010
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A flaming homosexual and is severely attracted to African American population and this person and or thing. its origin traces back to Britain, it's urban term for weewee rickets. in other words its super gay
by Ur Overlord June 26, 2013
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