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trouser wank
to be wanked off inside your kecks or trackys
To have a wank or be wanked off inside your trousers or jog pants
''Give us a rick micky rub girl''
by Kopites96 October 20, 2013
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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