highly intelligent young man who fears and loths spontaneous phone calls including the words 'moo' and 'rar'

A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.

He's a dumbass teacher that's always distracted. He's a sad hooman who doesn't care about anything. He also stays at school on a weekend. He also has a scruffy ass beard. He's stupidly funny too.