A tiny penis that cannot promote moose knuckling or gapping as it is too small to overstretch the inner labia (labia minora) and too thin to separate the outer labia (labia majora). The opposite of horse cock.

The act of shoving a single grain of rice up a dickhole, then cumming soy sauce down an Asian's throat.

rice dick rice Asians

An STD that is on the penis that makes it look like a rice krispy.... dick

A slang term for crabs

When a man smashes up rice crispies, inserts them up his pee hole, and proceeds to jack off on a girl, excreting a rice crispy treat like substance.

A phrase because it jingles.

Unimpressive. About 3 inches. See pencil-dick for further references.