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A tiny penis that cannot promote moose knuckling or gapping as it is too small to overstretch the inner labia (labia minora) and too thin to separate the outer labia (labia majora). The opposite of horse cock.
She barely noticed the penetration of his rice dick.
by Insectdiet May 18, 2004
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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The act of shoving a single grain of rice up a dickhole, then cumming soy sauce down an Asian's throat.

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John felt like he needed his night with his girlfriend to go smoothly, so he practiced the rice dick many times.
by imalime January 31, 2016
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"Woah you see that crazy asian guy run naked through the supermarket with a cleaver in his hand?"

"Yea. Ricedicks, amirite?"
by bingbingbap February 09, 2021
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