The richest, coolest, biggest penised man in the world all the girls really want to fuck him

Not everybodys type, but if he is you'll be blinded by his faults- confused on why you think his so great! usually has a relaxing sexy voice! His very confusing, difficult to understand sometimes- he can be a real dickhead sometimes but he means well. His a warm character to be around, and his very entertaining, you never know whats gonna come out of his mouth next. his definitely one of a kind! His cool but weird, and he won't fail to make you smile, even if your feeling down.

Powerful and strong. A rock you can lean on.
Social and well connected.
You will want to know this guy as doors will open for you in all the right places!

Official definition of the word Riccardo:

You seem to have what it takes to succeed,
To make big decisions and stay in the lead.
When faced with obstacles you show your power,
With your firm resolve, you are the man of the hour.
Your determination and will to endure,
Will make you strong and unbending, steadfast and secure.

The look of a true man. A greek god. The powerful combination of a full and lush red beard and a bald head.

A small insect like creature who preys on women, a Riccardo is very likely to be cocooning inside your cupboard or old boilers they lay eggs in these locations and await a real alpha male to come fertilise them.

Their appearance is usually a mesh of fuck boy hairstyles and basic Nike or sports clothes, they enjoy fuck boy music and back stabbery, their mute understanding of any language but their own will cause frustration almost as much as their miniature extension they call a penis.

These things are notorious for trying to lay eggs in a females ear and should be greeted with fly spray infestations are more common in the summer where thousands of riccardos will flock from the nests in Italy to find a mate throughout Europe.

Truly a magnificent species living off a shitty gym diet and trying at every turn to mate with native women in a cringe induced fashion.

Always check under your bed, in your cupboards or any slack water areas in your house for riccardos

an Italian boy whos favourite Italian dish is spaghetti with meatballs.

fugly skinny fag who needs to keep his tiny penis in his own pants...oh and get better shoes.