The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."