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Loves cock, typically in his mouth but anus can be worked around. Confused by everything- 'sorry what?' is his reply to everything. EVERYTHING.
He loves cock
What sorry?
Oh you're such a Rhys Jones
by Llyr Price October 19, 2013
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Rhys jones is a name of a male Predator who has a fiance named book as a short name who he walks to the park to have sexual intercourse but he likes it when she uses the strap on,
he also likes willy next to his willy
what are those kids doing in the park

oh dont worry there just having a rhys jones
by IIstarmantiZ December 18, 2018
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