Well training in the military, you go find where your sergeant major is sleeping. Aggressively open his litefighter tent, and in your stylish pt belt only. Grab the corners of his mustache and mount him like the rhino he is. Try it with your buddies and see who can stay on the longest!

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed